diff --git a/src/data/splash-messages.ts b/src/data/splash-messages.ts
index 3362793b4..298a2f9f5 100644
--- a/src/data/splash-messages.ts
+++ b/src/data/splash-messages.ts
@@ -15,9 +15,17 @@ export const splashMessages = [
   'That\'s Crazy!',
   'Orance Juice!',
   'Questionable Balancing!',
+  'Cool Shaders!',
+  'AI-Free!',
+  'Help Wanted!',
   'Sudden Difficulty Spikes!',
   'Based on an Unfinished Flash Game!',
   'More Addictive than Intended!',
+  'Mostly Consistent Seeds!',
+  'Achievement Points Don\'t Do Anything!',
+  'You Do Not Start at Level 2000!',
+  'Also Try Pokéngine!',
+  'Also Try Emerald Rogue!',
   'Eevee Expo!',
   'YNOproject!'
 ];
\ No newline at end of file
diff --git a/src/phases.ts b/src/phases.ts
index 1f8288f19..c6d3e51eb 100644
--- a/src/phases.ts
+++ b/src/phases.ts
@@ -2636,7 +2636,7 @@ export class PostTurnStatusEffectPhase extends PokemonPhase {
       switch (pokemon.status.effect) {
         case StatusEffect.POISON:
         case StatusEffect.BURN:
-          damage = Math.max(pokemon.getMaxHp() >> 3, 1);
+          damage = Math.max(pokemon.getMaxHp() >> 4, 1);
           break;
         case StatusEffect.TOXIC:
           damage = Math.max(Math.floor((pokemon.getMaxHp() / 16) * pokemon.status.turnCount), 1);