diff --git a/README.md b/README.md
index aee0256..9047cc7 100644
--- a/README.md
+++ b/README.md
@@ -63,4 +63,4 @@ Setup only reads a file named exactly `autounattend.xml` at the root of a disc o
 
 ## Accounts
 
-Both answer files create a local administrator `labadmin` with the placeholder password `mdwelcome`, stored in plain text. VMs log in automatically every boot; desktops only on the first logon, then show the sign-in screen. Change the password in the answer file before using this for anything that matters.
+Both answer files create a local administrator `silviodante` with the placeholder password `mdwelcome`, stored in plain text. VMs log in automatically every boot; desktops only on the first logon, then show the sign-in screen. Change the password in the answer file before using this for anything that matters.
diff --git a/unattend/desktop-PROMPT-DISK.xml b/unattend/desktop-PROMPT-DISK.xml
index 5b38494..599ee7a 100644
--- a/unattend/desktop-PROMPT-DISK.xml
+++ b/unattend/desktop-PROMPT-DISK.xml
@@ -17,7 +17,7 @@
              PC: copy autounattend.xml and oobe-desktop.ps1 to the root of
              the LTSC install USB (or a second USB stick).
 
-  Credentials baked in below: labadmin / mdwelcome  (stored in CLEAR TEXT)
+  Credentials baked in below: silviodante / mdwelcome  (stored in CLEAR TEXT)
   Search for "EDIT" to find every value you probably want to change.
   ============================================================================
 -->
@@ -129,8 +129,8 @@
           <WillShowUI>OnError</WillShowUI>
         </ProductKey>
         <AcceptEula>true</AcceptEula>
-        <FullName>IT</FullName>
-        <Organization>Contoso</Organization>
+        <FullName>Silvio Dante</FullName>
+        <Organization>Bada Bing!</Organization>
       </UserData>
 
     </component>
@@ -151,8 +151,8 @@
       <ComputerName>*</ComputerName>
       <!-- EDIT: `tzutil /l` lists every valid value. -->
       <TimeZone>Pacific Standard Time</TimeZone>
-      <RegisteredOwner>IT</RegisteredOwner>
-      <RegisteredOrganization>Contoso</RegisteredOrganization>
+      <RegisteredOwner>Silvio Dante</RegisteredOwner>
+      <RegisteredOrganization>Bada Bing!</RegisteredOrganization>
     </component>
 
     <component name="Microsoft-Windows-Security-SPP-UX"
@@ -232,8 +232,8 @@
 
         <LocalAccounts>
           <LocalAccount wcm:action="add">
-            <Name>labadmin</Name>
-            <DisplayName>Lab Admin</DisplayName>
+            <Name>silviodante</Name>
+            <DisplayName>Silvio Dante</DisplayName>
             <Description>Local administrator for automated builds</Description>
             <Group>Administrators</Group>
             <Password>
@@ -248,7 +248,7 @@
            oobe-desktop.ps1 restarts the PC it lands on the sign-in screen. -->
       <AutoLogon>
         <Enabled>true</Enabled>
-        <Username>labadmin</Username>
+        <Username>silviodante</Username>
         <LogonCount>1</LogonCount>
         <Password>
           <Value>mdwelcome</Value>
@@ -259,7 +259,7 @@
       <DisableAutoDaylightTimeSet>false</DisableAutoDaylightTimeSet>
 
       <!-- ===============================================================
-           FIRST LOGON COMMANDS - run once, elevated, as labadmin.
+           FIRST LOGON COMMANDS - run once, elevated, as silviodante.
            =============================================================== -->
       <FirstLogonCommands>
 
diff --git a/unattend/vms-WIPE-DISK.xml b/unattend/vms-WIPE-DISK.xml
index 0bf4b55..7c11d1d 100644
--- a/unattend/vms-WIPE-DISK.xml
+++ b/unattend/vms-WIPE-DISK.xml
@@ -15,7 +15,7 @@
 
   >>> DESTRUCTIVE: WillWipeDisk erases Disk 0 with no prompt. <<<
 
-  Credentials baked in below: labadmin / mdwelcome  (stored in CLEAR TEXT)
+  Credentials baked in below: silviodante / mdwelcome  (stored in CLEAR TEXT)
   Search for "EDIT" to find every value you probably want to change.
   ============================================================================
 -->
@@ -176,8 +176,8 @@
           <WillShowUI>OnError</WillShowUI>
         </ProductKey>
         <AcceptEula>true</AcceptEula>
-        <FullName>IT</FullName>
-        <Organization>Contoso</Organization>
+        <FullName>Silvio Dante</FullName>
+        <Organization>Bada Bing!</Organization>
       </UserData>
 
     </component>
@@ -198,8 +198,8 @@
       <ComputerName>*</ComputerName>
       <!-- EDIT: `tzutil /l` lists every valid value. -->
       <TimeZone>Pacific Standard Time</TimeZone>
-      <RegisteredOwner>IT</RegisteredOwner>
-      <RegisteredOrganization>Contoso</RegisteredOrganization>
+      <RegisteredOwner>Silvio Dante</RegisteredOwner>
+      <RegisteredOrganization>Bada Bing!</RegisteredOrganization>
     </component>
 
     <component name="Microsoft-Windows-Security-SPP-UX"
@@ -280,8 +280,8 @@
 
         <LocalAccounts>
           <LocalAccount wcm:action="add">
-            <Name>labadmin</Name>
-            <DisplayName>Lab Admin</DisplayName>
+            <Name>silviodante</Name>
+            <DisplayName>Silvio Dante</DisplayName>
             <Description>Local administrator for automated VM builds</Description>
             <Group>Administrators</Group>
             <Password>
@@ -296,7 +296,7 @@
            land on a logon screen once provisioning finishes. -->
       <AutoLogon>
         <Enabled>true</Enabled>
-        <Username>labadmin</Username>
+        <Username>silviodante</Username>
         <LogonCount>999</LogonCount>
         <Password>
           <Value>mdwelcome</Value>
@@ -307,7 +307,7 @@
       <DisableAutoDaylightTimeSet>false</DisableAutoDaylightTimeSet>
 
       <!-- ===============================================================
-           FIRST LOGON COMMANDS - run once, elevated, as labadmin.
+           FIRST LOGON COMMANDS - run once, elevated, as silviodante.
            =============================================================== -->
       <FirstLogonCommands>